Update: ...It's been almost a few months since I discovered that even I couldn't quite put it together, but now I'm not too sure if it's broken or if it's simply really, really difficult. If anyone out there could put together the original, please see if you can make this one.
Based off the design of Cut & Paste Sci-Fi.
Update 6-30-2014: Fixed a few mistakes I came across. Sorry if you printed it out before this! (You'll only need to reprint the first two.)
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